Annoying.js: How to be an asshole
The file itself is commented with “functionality”, so I won’t bother repeating it here. You can invoke different functions via the
Annoying.noSelect(); will disable text selection,
Annoying.noRightClick(); will disable the context menu, and
Annoying.kitchensink(); Will turn all the functionality on. But you’re not going to use it anyway, right? ;)
Breaking out of iframes is something I think more websites should implement, actually, if only to prevent the “OMG!!!! Look What this Kid did to his School after being Expelled! ” scams that all of my friends on Facebook keep falling for.
Let me know if you have any horrible additions!